Ariel@relay.prime.com (Robert Ullmann) (03/04/91)
(original: Rob Ullmann, ariel@relay.prime.com) ------- Anonymous note, dropped down a bunker ventilation shaft somewhere near Baghdad: Dear Saddam, We have your Army. If you ever want to see it again, put $200 billion in small bills in a truck (several trucks, actually) and send them on the road to Basra. We will find them. -- G. B. -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Jokes ABOUT major current events should be sent to topical@looking.on.ca (ie. jokes which won't be funny if not given immediate attention.) Anything that is not a joke submission goes to funny-request@looking.on.ca