mckeown@cerl.uiuc.edu (John Mckeown) (03/09/91)
a computer engineer, a systems analyst, and a programmer were driving
down a mountain when the brakes gave out. they screamed down the
mountain, gaining speed, and finally managed to grind to a halt,
more by luck than anything else, just inches from a thousand foot
drop to jagged rocks. they all got out of the car.
the computer engineer said, "i think i can fix it."
the systems analyst said, "no, i think we should take it into
town and have a specialist look at it."
the programmer said, "ok, but first i think we should get back
in and see if it does it again."
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