[rec.humor.funny] Have you driven a Ford, lately?

m1pkd00@fed.UUCP (03/11/91)

I made this up. 

*** Looking for a girl-friend ***

Following are some of the requirements.

*  Make and Model       : Human/Woman
*  Year                 : 1966 - 1972
*  Mileage              : Low (prefer ~0)
*  Engine               : Three Cylinder (V-1 position)
                          EFI**
                          Multi-port Injection
                          Single fuel intake/double exhaust (all three usable)
                          Very low noise
                          Quick acceleration (Zero to Sixty Nine in <8 sec.)
                          A lot of horse power (must feel it)
                          No exhaust fumes or smoke
*  Transmission         : Manual
                          Over-drive required
                          Ease of use of the stick shift is a plus
*  Clutch               : Good condition, should be able to handle hard
                           driving in the city.
*  Breaks               : Front - Disk, Rear - Cylinder (no leaks in the
                           system and enough fluids)
*  Radiator             : No boiling
                          Quick warm up and cool down
*  Body                 : No Dents/Excellent Condition (well kept)
                          Color - any (original hood color)
                          Detailing - as needed but not over-done
                          Blinking lights-any color (prefer blue)
                          Weight - Less than 115 lb
                          Pleasant Grill
                          Easily Convertible (Remover cover at will)
                          Comfortable Driver Seat
                          Front and Back Double Soft-Cushion(tm) suspension
                          Slim but adequate tires
                          Absolutely no rust (must be checked and certified)
                          Clean inside (should be able to eat off it)
*  Cost			: Less than the Bill of rights


** EFI = Easy Front Interface

-Prasad
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