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A Soviet visitor to Budapest says to his Hungarian host, "You must have such terrible shortages." The astonished Hungarian asks why he thinks so. The Soviet visitor replies, "Because you have no queues!" From "Suddenly, The American Idea at Home and Abroad", George F. Will, 1990, The Free Press, New York. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- tcomeau@stsci.edu (Tom Comeau @ Space Telescope Science Institute) -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Jokes ABOUT major current events should be sent to topical@looking.on.ca (ie. jokes which won't be funny if not given immediate attention.) Anything that is not a joke submission goes to funny-request@looking.on.ca