[rec.humor.funny] A woman walks into her psychiatrist's.....

bahn_pr%ncsd.dnet@gte.com (03/13/91)

from janet, the ftp sysmonster:

Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says,
"Hey doc, you know how we have been talking about
freudian slips?  Well, I had the most amazing one
last night.  I was eating dinner with my mother, and 
I meant to say, "please pass the salt," but instead I 
said, "You fucking bitch, you ruined my life."
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