tt@euler.jyu.fi (Tapani Tarvainen) (03/15/91)
[I heard second-hand that this was invented by some columnist in Dagens Nyheter, a big Swedish daily] Boris Yeltsin has said that Gorbachev's idea to combine socialism with market economy is as impossible as mating a viper with a hedgehog. And what do you get when you cross a snake and a hedgehog? Barbed wire, of course. -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Please! No copyrighted stuff. Also no "mouse balls," dyslexic agnostics, Iraqi driver's ed, Administratium, strings in bar or bell-ringer jokes.