[rec.humor.funny] Addressing mail to Desert Strom troops

geoff%pmafire@uunet.uu.net (Geoff Allen) (03/16/91)

Based on info I heard recently on ABC...

Here in the U.S. there are addresses set up for people to mail to ``Any
soldier'' or to ``Any sailor'' in Operation Desert Storm.  The idea is
that people will send supportive letters, news from home, etc. to the
troops even if they don't necessarily know anyone over there.

It seems however, that some people are a little more specific in their
addressing of the letters.  Letters have been recieved addressed to...

	Any young soldier

	Any young single soldier

and even

	Any single medical officer

I suppose a weaker-willed person than I would attempt a line here about
``Uncle Sam's Lonely Hearts Club'' but I'm going to refrain. :^)
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