ginsberg@t.stanford.edu (Matthew L. Ginsberg) (03/17/91)
A recent pentagon press conference announced that all personnel in the
Gulf would automatically be granted 180 day extensions to file their
United States income tax returns. The immediate question from the press?
"Does this mean you expect the war to extend past April 15th?"
Matt Ginsberg
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