RIECK@catlin.UUCP (Brent S. Rieck) (03/18/91)
PRICE BUSTERS!
FINAL LIQUIDATION SALE!!
IT ALL HAS TO GO!!!
A major military power is going out of
business, and has to sell it ALL! Come on
down now for fabulous prices on Tanks, APCs,
Helicopters, Mines, SCUD missiles and
mobile launchers, planes and many, many more!
Come down today only and receive a free AK-74
w/bayonet!
Want Tanks - We Got 'Em!
The famous T-62s, today only $19.95!
The ultra-accurate T-72, only $39.95!
Want Attack and Dual-Role Aircraft - We Got 'Em!
The remaining stock of MiG-21s only $23.97!
The remaining stock of MiG-25s only $29.97!
The renowned MiG-29s today only $39.95!
The Su-7, Su-20, Su-24, Su-25, whatever's left in
the store, only $19.99!
The all weather, day/night attack craft, the
MiG-23 today only $34.97!
Want Bombers - We Got 'Em!
The Tu-22 and the Tu-16, only $49.99!
Want Missiles - We Got 'Em!
SCUD Missiles, only $49.95 each!
Mobile Launcher (assembles in just hours) only
$99.95! (when purchased w/5 SCUDs, only $79.95!)
Easy payment plans, we always accept VISA, 'The power to be
your best.'(tm); Master Card, American Express, 'Don't leave home
without it (but if you do, we can't help you anyway)' (tm), and
Pan-American Life and Mutual 'Sure my credit is good, Trust
me!'(tm).
Normally we accept Iraqi Express, 'Don't Leave Home'(tm), credit
cards, but due the current situation in the Gulf and the volatile
nature of the economy, we are not accepting Iraqi Express, 'Don't
Leave Home'(tm), credit cards at this time.
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