barring@fiji.cs.umass.edu (03/23/91)
My friend claims (yes, I know about urban myths) that when he was working late at the office of his family's business, he heard what sounded like a break-in in the warehouse. He called 911 (general emergency number) and got no answer. Immediately he called the local Dunkin' Donuts shop, asked to speak to a police officer, and got one over right away. -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Remember: Always give your jokes a descriptive "Subject:" line. So many people use "joke" or "submission" like I was expecting something else?