keithe%sail.labs.tek.com@relay.cs.net (Keith Ericson at TekLabs (resident factious factotum)) (03/24/91)
Q. What's the difference between "anxiety" and "panic?" A. "Anxiety" is when, for the first time, you can't do it the second time; "panic" is when, for the second time, you can't do it the first time. -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Remember: Always give your jokes a descriptive "Subject:" line. So many people use "joke" or "submission" like I was expecting something else?