panoff@ncsc.org (Robert M. Panoff) (03/25/91)
(original, although reminds me of variations...) Upon hearing that Saddam had come down with a nasty cold, a Navy Doctor from one of the carriers in the Gulf sent him some 12-hour Sudafed capsules with the following prescription: To feel better, take one. To make everyone else feel better, take two. -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Do not use "looking.uucp" or just "looking." Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply.