gar@spiff.cminc.com (Gordon Runkle) (03/25/91)
This is from the February 1991 Reader's Digest ("Laughter, the Best
Medicine"),
"I'm lonely," Adam told God in the Garden of Eden. "I need to have
someone around for company."
"Okay," replied God. "I'm going to give you the perfect woman.
Beautiful, intelligent and gracious -- she'll cook and clean for you and
never say a cross word."
"Sounds good," Adam said. "But what's she going to cost?"
"An arm and a leg."
"That's pretty steep, " countered Adam. "What can I get for just a rib?"
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