TCOMEAU@scivax.stsci.edu (Chairman, Von Neumann Catastrophe Relief Fund) (03/25/91)
A Muscovite asks her butcher for beef and is told there is none. She asks for chicken. None. Lamb? None. Pork? None. Veal? None. The shopper leaves and the butcher exclaims to his assistant, "What a terrific memory!" From "Suddenly, The American Idea at Home and Abroad", George F. Will, 1990, The Free Press, New York. -- tcomeau@stsci.edu (Tom Comeau @ Space Telescope Science Institute) -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Remember: Always give your jokes a descriptive "Subject:" line. So many people use "joke" or "submission" like I was expecting something else?