bh18371@boson.sbi.com (Billy Hum) (03/26/91)
Gbyq gb zr ol n sevraq... Gurfr gjb qehax vevfuzra jrer fghzoyvat qbja gur fgerrg. Fhqqrayl, gur svefg bar, jevaxyvat uvf abfr, gheaf gb gur frpbaq bar naq fnlf, (va lbhe jbefg vevfu npprag) "N gnv, gurer, Pynapl, unir lbh fuvg'a va lbhe cnagf?" Pynapl ercyvrf "Ab, V unira'g gurer, Zhyyvtna!" Gurl jnyx qbja n srj fgerrgf naq Zhyyvtna ntnva gheaf gb Pynapl: "Ner lbh fher'a lbh unira'g fung va lbhe cnagf, Pynapl orpnhfr vg ernyyl fzryyf" Ntnva Pynapl ercyvrf, "V'z gryyvat lbh V unira'g, oblb" Nsgre fghzoyvat nabgure oybpx, Zhyyvtna tenof Pynapl naq fpernzf "V pna'g gnxr guvf fgrapu nal zber!" naq guebjf pynapl vagb gur ohfurf naq evcf bss uvf cnagf. Gurer va uvf cnagf vf gur ynetrfg, fzryyvrfg uhax bs fuvg. Zhyyvtna: "V gubhtug lbh fnvq lbh qvqa'g fuvg va lbhe cnagf!" Pynapl: "Bu, V gubhtug lbh zrnag gbqnl." -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. If you don't know how to decode this, ask a fellow reader at or near your site. DON'T ASK ME. You take full responsibilty for decrypting the joke, and you give up all right to complain about its offensiveness if you do. If you MUST complain, look or ask for the RHF offensive jokes policy sheet.