IRVINMJ@wsuvm1.csc.wsu.edu (Michael J. Irvin, WSU, 509/335-0437) (03/28/91)
The following appeared in Jean Godden's column in the Seattle Post-Intelligencer on December 24, 1990 after an extraordinarily heavy snowfall crippled transportation services: Buss service: The Metro bus driver on No. 55 from West Seattle Friday morning announced over the microphone: "Keep pushing to the back, folks, make a few friend. Consider this a very crowded singles bar with bad service." -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Please! No copyrighted stuff. Also no "mouse balls," dyslexic agnostics, Iraqi driver's ed, Administratium, strings in bar or bell-ringer jokes.