bowe@osf.org (03/30/91)
From Jay Leno on the Tonight show. (Paraphrased from memory...) Recently George Bush was visiting an elementary school where a kid asked the President to prove who he was. Bush showed the kid his Americal Express green card and pointed to the limo outside. A similar thing happend to Saddam. He was visiting an elementary school in Baghdad when a kid asked him to prove who he was. So Saddam took the class hostage and burned the school. -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Please! No copyrighted stuff. Also no "mouse balls," dyslexic agnostics, Iraqi driver's ed, Administratium, strings in bar or bell-ringer jokes.