sjoshi@ub.d.umn.edu (shashikant joshi) (03/30/91)
A woman rigs up a vet at 1 in the morning. W : Doc, the neighbours dog and my bitch, you know, they are stuck. I can't separate them. What should I do? D : Try hot water. W : I tried, but it does not work. D : Try cold water, then. W : Doc, I tried that too,it just doesn't work. D : (after a moment pause) OK. Let me talk to the dog. W : (surprised) Will THAT work?? D : Well, it worked with me. ---Shashi Kant Joshi -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Jokes ABOUT major current events should be sent to topical@looking.on.ca (ie. jokes which won't be funny if not given immediate attention.) Anything that is not a joke submission goes to funny-request@looking.on.ca