[rec.humor.funny] definition of divorce

ronnie@mindcrf.UUCP (Ronnie Kon) (04/01/91)

	From the Tonight Show last night:

	Item n on Johnny's list of "Things I have Learned": Never get too
attached to a house.

	Robin William's comment on the above: "Ah yes, divorce.  From the
latin for 'having your genitals torn off through your wallet.'"


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