L.DERNAY@genie.com (04/01/91)
A heard this from a friend:
Three guys are playing basketball at a local outside court and they pause to
take a break. (Just for the sake of three names I'll use Moe, Larry,
Curly)....
Moe: Man, I wish I had a million bucks, I'd buy a car just like that
big Caddilac over there. What would you do if you had a
million bucks Larry?
Larry:If I had a million bucks I'd buy a car just like that Porshe
sitting over there. What would you do if you had a million
bucks Curly?
Curly:Gee, I don't know...I guess I'd have surgery to get thick
black hair all all over my body.
Moe: Why would you want black hair all over your body?
Curly:Well, my sister only has a patch about this big, and she owns
both those cars.
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