L.DERNAY@genie.com (04/01/91)
A heard this from a friend: Three guys are playing basketball at a local outside court and they pause to take a break. (Just for the sake of three names I'll use Moe, Larry, Curly).... Moe: Man, I wish I had a million bucks, I'd buy a car just like that big Caddilac over there. What would you do if you had a million bucks Larry? Larry:If I had a million bucks I'd buy a car just like that Porshe sitting over there. What would you do if you had a million bucks Curly? Curly:Gee, I don't know...I guess I'd have surgery to get thick black hair all all over my body. Moe: Why would you want black hair all over your body? Curly:Well, my sister only has a patch about this big, and she owns both those cars. -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA If you mail to original@looking.on.ca, it makes sure that your joke is tagged as your original work, and thus eligible for the RHF comedy awards. Always attribute the source of a joke, whether it's you, or somebody else.