[rec.humor.funny] Good news and bad news

P.KIMMEL@genie.com (Renaissance) (04/03/91)

A doctor tells his patient: "I've got some bad news and good news for you.
I'll tell you the bad news first.  You have a very serious disease.  On the
average, only one person in ten with this condition will survive. The patient
asks "What's the good news."  The doctor replies: "My last nine patients
died."
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