wiwiriya@rodan.acs.syr.edu (David Hawk) (04/04/91)
I read this joke from a foreign book called "Solid Singapore Joke Book". It goes like this : A man was having too much drinks on a local bar when he heard someone called him, "Yo, man. Can you spare me some food?" He turned around, expecting some vagabonds. Much to his surprise, he saw a mutt looking at him. "Are YOU talking to me?" asked the drunk. "Who do you expect?" was the reply The man turned to the bartender and exclaimed, "Do you hear that? That dog can talk !" The bartender cooly said, "Nah, it ain't the dog. It is the cat over there. He is a ventriloquist." --- Wirta Wiriyan -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Please! No copyrighted stuff. Also no "mouse balls," dyslexic agnostics, Iraqi driver's ed, Administratium, strings in bar or bell-ringer jokes.