dmturne@ptsfa.pacbell.com (Dave Turner) (04/16/91)
Excerpted From Herb Caen's column in the San Francisco Chronicle, Monday, April 8, 1991. Quoted without permission: {ed which is OK in short excerpts or the reporting of facts only.} TALKSHOW: KQED radio announced a few days ago that due to lack of funding, it was canceling its "Perspectives" commentaries. Next morning, Doug Edwards was checking the call-in tape for listener reaction and came across this from a women on her car phone: "My name is Julia. Longtime listener. I'm very upset that you're canceling 'Perspectives' and I'm considering canceling my support. Please reinstate --," followed by the sound of squealing brakes, a crash, shattering glass, and Julia yelling "Oh s---, you've made me so mad I just rear-ended the f---er in front of me. Have to go now." Click. Poor Julia. Funds were restored, and "Perspectives" is back on the air. [KQED is a listener supported public radio station.] -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Do not use "looking.uucp" or just "looking." Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply.