news@camco.Celestial.COM (Bill Campbell) (04/27/91)
This was given to me by my brother-in-law's boss, a black lady who works for D.C. Government. Bill Campbell -------------------------------------------------------------------- HISTORIC SAYINGS OF AMERICA'S GREAT POLITICAL LEADERS ``ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL'' Thomas Jefferson ``FOUR SCORE AND SEVEN YEARS AGO'' Abraham Lincoln ``I HAVE A DREAM'' Martin Luther King ``ASK NOT WHAT YOUR COUNTRY CAN DO FOR YOU'' John Fitzgerald Kennedy ``GODDAM BITCH SET ME UP'' Marion Barry -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Remember: Only ONE joke per submission. Extra jokes may be rejected.