news@camco.Celestial.COM (Bill Campbell) (04/27/91)
This was given to me by my brother-in-law's boss, a black lady
who works for D.C. Government.
Bill Campbell
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HISTORIC SAYINGS
OF AMERICA'S GREAT POLITICAL LEADERS
``ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL''
Thomas Jefferson
``FOUR SCORE AND SEVEN YEARS AGO''
Abraham Lincoln
``I HAVE A DREAM''
Martin Luther King
``ASK NOT WHAT YOUR COUNTRY CAN DO FOR YOU''
John Fitzgerald Kennedy
``GODDAM BITCH SET ME UP''
Marion Barry
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