[rec.humor.funny] Sex in Bed

BINARY.BEAR@genie.com (04/29/91)

  A chinese man arranges for a hooker to come to his room for the evening.  
Once in the room they undress, climb into bed, and have at it.  When 
finished, the chinese man jumps up, runs over to the window, takes a deep 
breath, dives under the bed, climbs out the other side, jumps back into bed 
with the hooker and comences a repeat performance.

The hooker is impressed with the gusto of the second encounter. When 
finished, the chinese man jumps up, runs over to the window, takes a deep 
breath, dives under the bed, climbs out the other side, jumps back into bed 
with the hooker and starts again.  The hooker is amazed as this sequence is 
repeated four times.  

During the fifth encore, she decides to try it herself.  So when they are 
done she jumps up, goes to the window and takes a deep breath of fresh air, 
dives under the bed, ... and finds four chinese men.

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