[rec.humor.funny] Teddy Kennedy, master of disaster

JX655C@gwuvm.gwu.edu (PJ Geraghty) (05/01/91)

What did Tim Kennedy say to his last date?

"If you don't have sex with me, Uncle Ted will drive you home..."

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