R.POLLAND@genie.com (JOKE BOY) (05/02/91)
Man talking to prostitute: "How much to get screwed?" "$100" replied the hooker. "$100? Are you kidding? Who do you think you are, a computer consultant?" -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA If you post instead of mailing, it screws up the reply-address sometimes. Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Administrative note: The story about shooting the Farmer's cow is reported to involve Micky Mantle and Billy Martin and appear in Mantle's autobiography.