shivu@watson.eece.maine.edu (C.N.S. Shivu) (05/07/91)
-Sebz: VB92427@ZNVAR
Urer ner fbzr "Jung gurl npghnyyl zrna" rknzcyrf , zbfg gubhtug
bs nsgre ernqvat gur (hafbyvpvgrq)'cenvfr' urncrq hcba hf
avttref , puvaxf , cnxvf r.g.p.ol gur CP yvfg Thl.
1)Juvgr snzvyl va n cerqbzvanagyl aba-juvgr ybpnyvgl -
Gur arvtuobheubbq.
2)Jrysner - Flfgrz orpnhfr bs juvpu zvyyvbaf bs (juvgr) gnkcnlre
qbyynef ner fvcubarq bss ol ynml , qvegl , hacngevbgvp
abajuvgrf. Fb vg vf bayl evtug gung erprvcvragf tb guebhtu gur
qrtenqvat gerngzrag bs fgnaqvat va yvar sbe sbbq fgnzcf.
3)Ntevphygheny fhofvqvrf - Gur evtug jnl gb fcraq ovyyvbaf bs
gnkcnlre qbyynef ol cnlvat (juvgr) snezref gb xrrc ynaq(ubj
bayl juvgrf tbg guvf ynaq vf dhvgr nabgure znggre)snyybj.
Guvf vf nobir pevgvpvfz naq gur (abajuvgr) crbcyr bowrpgvat
ner hacngevbgvp fcvrf jvgu pbzzhavfg pbaarpgvbaf. Ovyyvbaf
zber fubhyq or fcrag ba guvf.
4)Oynpx jub unf na Nsevpna Synt va uvf ebbz - Hacngevbgvp
(Bs pbhefr, ur vf abg juvgr) naq pyrneyl fubjvat uvf
rkgengreevgbevny yblnygvrf.
5)Juvgr jub unf n Oevgvfu synt va uvf ebbz - Cngevbgvp
Nzrevpna evtugyl cebhq bs uvf evpu naq aboyr qrfprag.
6)Juvgr Puevfgvna zna jub vainqrf bgure crbcyr'f ynaq , gevrf gb xvyy
rirelobql yvivat gurer gb znxr jnl sbe zber juvgrf gb pbzr
gurer - Cvbarref yvxr Qnavry Obbar.
7)Rknzcyr bs fbzrbar ryfr gelvat gur fnzr - Fnqqnz Uhffrva.
8)7gu Trarengvba Wncnarfr Nzrevpna pryroengvat gurve srfgviny,
4gu trarengvba Fvxuf pryroengvat gurve srfgviny - Vyyrtny
nyvraf jub pbzr urer naq guvax gurl pna qb jungrire gurl jnag.
9)8gu trarengvba Trezna Nzrevpnaf ershfvat gb nqbcg gb"Ratyvfu Jnlf",
Nzvfu yvivat whfg gur jnl gurl jnag - Ubj dhnvag! Gurl ner
gur gehr orneref bs n evpu NZREVPNA phygher , erzvaqvat hf bs
bhe cnfg. Jung n jbaqreshy zrygvat cbg bhe angvba vf! Yrg hf
vapernfr gurve vzzvtengvba dhbgnf sbe gurz gb 55,000.
10)Nzrevpna Vaqvna abg jrnevat srnguref ba uvf urnq naq qbvat
n jne qnapr sbe (juvgr)gbhevfgf - Qnza Puvax serfu bss gur obng.
11)Erfreingvbaf - Hfrshy ynaq jnfgrq. Fubhyq or ghearq vagb Tbys
pbhefrf (Pnanqvnaf gb or gur pbafhygnagf sbe guvf cebwrpg).
12)Nssvezngvir Npgvba cbyvpvrf gung nyybpngr cynprf sbe oynpxf,
uvfcnavpf r.g.p. - QVFPEVZVANGVBA NTNVAFG JUVGRF! Whfg ybbx
ng nyy gurfr avttref va bhe havirefvgvrf qvfcynpvat qrfreivat
juvgr sbyxf!
13)Cbyvpvrf bs fbzr Pnyvsbeavn Fpubbyf gung chg n prvyvat ba gur
ahzore bs Nfvnaf va n qrcnegzrag, ab znggre jung gurve tenqrf -
Bs pbhefr qnzzvg!Jung , qb lbh zrna gurfr qrcnegzragf fubhyq
unir ab erny Nzrevpnaf (ernq Juvgr)? Gurfr puvaxf ner gheavat
HPYN vagb Hf Pnhpnfvnaf Ybfg nzbat Nfvnaf.
14)Yvoreny - Juvgrf jub unir gnxra vg hcba gurzfryirf gb qrpvqr
jung vf tbbq sbe aba-juvgrf. Ehyrf nccyvpnoyr urer vapyhqr-
Va nal qvfgheonapr nobhg juvgr if. abajuvgr pbapreaf , bayl
obqvyl qnzntr pnhfrq gb gurfr crbcyr funyy or arjfjbegul. Fb
va gur pvivy evtugf zbirzrag , vg qbrf abg znggre vs uhaqerqf
bs oynpxf jrer vawherq , ohg vs n Juvgr zvavfgre jnf uheg ,
vg FUBBX GUR ANGVBA. Gur yvorenyf(jub npghnyyl ner unaq va
tybir jvgu gur hygenpbafreingvirf) unir bar znva nvz- Gb
snoevpngr arjf va fhpu n jnl fb gung juvgrf guvax gurl ner orvat
rkcybvgrq naq bireeha ol aba-juvgrf.Jnlf gb qb guvf jvyy vapyhqr
Fgerff Nssvezngvir Npgvba vzzrafryl , fb gung nal aba-juvgr jub
unf npurvirq nalguvat jvyy unir ab jnl bs cebivat gung ur qvq
vg ba uvf bja jbegu.
15)Hygenpbafreingvirf - Juvgrf jub jvyy gnxr nqinagntr bs srryvatf
trarengrq nobir. Gurl ner zber bhgfcbxra nobhg jung nyy juvgrf
ernyyl jnag v.r. rkchyzrag bs nyy aba-juvgrf sebz gur pbhagel.
16)Cbyvgvpny Pbeerpgarff - Gur yngrfg naq gur zbfg puvyyvatyl
rssrpgvir gnpgvp bs juvgrf (Puvyyvat bayl gb abajuvgrf ,v.r.).
Yvoreny juvgrf jvyy perngr gur ngzbfcurer bs "Haornenoyr
gubhtug cbyvpvat orpnhfr bs aba-juvgr frafvgvivgvrf" naq
ng gur evcr zbzrag , hygenpbafreingvirf jvyy frvmr sbe gur xvyy.
Or cercnerq sbe na rkcybfvba bs CP wbxrf , rfcrpvnyyl qrnyvat
nobhg abajuvgrf.
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