HART@vtmath.math.vt.edu (McBryde 461I; 552-3177) (05/08/91)
. . . I walked in to the Burger King the other day,
and told the woman at the register that I had misdialed
Fiji. She said she couldn't give me instant credit.
I said, "AT&T always did". She blubbered, "But
you're not dealing with AT&T!"
"Well I am NOW!" I said as I stormed out the door.
Then I walked to the nearest pay phone, called the
operator and ordered a Whopper.
-Heath
(Except for the
obvious connection
to the commercial,
it's original.)
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