Robert.Frederking@isl1.ri.cmu.edu (05/12/91)
I heard Taylor Negron tell this on HBO's One Night Stand:
My girlfriend is an animal-rights activist. The other day she saw a
woman walk by in a full-length fur coat. She ran up to her and said,
"Do you know how many animals had to die for that coat?" The woman
said right back to her, "Do you know how many animals I had to fuck
for this coat?"
{ed I always liked: "I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll
have to kill you, too."}
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