scannell@bubba.ma30.bull.com (P Scannell) (05/14/91)
Pbclevtug 1991 Cngevpx Q. Fpnaaryy Hfrq ol Crezvffvba Erp.Fghcvq Ehyrf sbe Fhozvggref Va oevrs: Fhozvffvbaf fubhyq or zber be yrff va Ratyvfu Cebivqr n zrnavatyrff fhowrpg yvar Whfg znvy vg naljurer -- V'z fher gb trg vg riraghnyyl Ab pbclevtugrq jbexf, ab znggre ubj fghcvq Vapyhqr n ybat fvtangher, gur qhzore gur orggre Qba'g cebbsernq lbhe fhozvffvbaf -- lbh zvtug unir frpbaq gubhtugf b) Cersrerapr vf tvira gb fhozvffvbaf va Ratyvfu. V xabj lbh'er guvaxvat gung vg jbhyq or *ernyyl* fghcvq gb fhozvg lbhe vgrz va Heqh be Uvaqv, ohg qba'g. Nf vg gheaf bhg, nal zbeba pbhyq unir gubhtug bs gung. b) Tvir lbhe fhozvffvba n zrnavatshy Fhowrpg yvar. Fb znal crbcyr fraq zr fhozvffvbaf ragvgyrq "fghcvq" -- nf vs crbcyr pna'g gryy whfg ol ybbxvat ng lbh. V jnag n fhowrpg yvar gung V pna hfr nf gur gvgyr sbe lbhe cbfgvat. Fbzrguvat fb vaperqvoyl fghcvq gung jvyy qvfgvathvfu vg sebz gur zhaqnar, jbexnqnl fghcvqvgl gung fheebhaqf vg. b) Nggevohgr gur fbhepr bs lbhe fghcvqvgl. Gryy zr jung yvggyr lbh xabj nobhg nalguvat. Vs lbh'er anghenyyl fghcvq, fnl fb. Vs lbh hfrq purzvpnyf gb trg gung jnl, gryy zr gung. b) Qba'g fraq ragver pbclevtugrq jbexf. Rkprecgf ner BX, rfcrpvnyyl vs gnxra bhg bs pbagrkg. N fvatyr yvar sebz n wbxr (abg gur chapu yvar) be zngurzngvpny cebbs (jvgu nggevohgvba) vf BX. b) Qba'g fhozvg bgure crbcyr'f cbfgvatf. Vafgrnq, vs lbh frr n cbfgvat va n aba-fghcvq tebhc gung lbh guvax jbhyq or *ernyyl* fghcvq jura gnxra pbzcyrgryl bhg bs pbagrkg, znvy gur cbfgre naq rapbhentr uvz be ure gb fhozvg vg gb erp.fghcvq, ohg qba'g gryy uvz be ure jurer gb fraq vg. b) Cehserrq naq fcryy-pmrx lber fhozvfuham, orphm V xnag fcruy rvgurve. b) Chapghngr cebcreyl; Sbyybj gur P cebtenzzre'f ehyr gung rirelguvat raqf jvgu n frzvpbyba; b) Qba'g chg sbez srrqf va fhozvffvbaf. Vg tvirf crbcyr n punapr gb uvg "a." b) Gel abg gb fraq zr gbb znal qhcyvpngrf. b) Gel abg gb fraq zr gbb znal qhcyvpngrf. Gbb znal vf arire rabhtu. b) Gel abg gb fraq zr gbb znal qhcyvpngrf. Vs lbh *zhfg* fraq zr gbb znal qhcyvpngrf, fraq gurz nyy ng bapr. b) Vs V erwrpg lbhe fhozvffvba, gel fraqvat vg gb zr ntnva. Trg lbhe sevraqf gb fraq vg gb zr, gbb. Riraghnyyl V'yy pnir va. b) BA CBGRAGVNYYL BSSRAFVIR ZNGREVNY: Gur svany pevgrevba sbe jurgure lbhe fhozvffvba vf npprcgrq vf vgf hggre frafryrffarff naq fghcvqvgl. Gnfgryrff, enpvfg, frkvfg, pbzzhavfg, snfpvfg, ceb-Erchoyvpna, oynfcurzbhf, ivbyrag be rebgvp zngrevny jvyy abg or erwrpgrq cheryl ba tebhaqf bs enpvfz, frkvfz, pbzzhavfz, frk, ivbyrapr, frk (lrf, V xabj V'ir yvfgrq frk gjvpr; V yvxr frk), qrzbavp cbffrffvba be vnzovp cragnzrgre, cebivqvat vg vf *nolfznyyl* naq *hggreyl* fghcvq. V nz gur svany neovgre bs guvf, ohg vs lbh'er guvaxvat bs fhozvggvat fbzrguvat lbh cebonoyl qba'g xabj jung "neovgre" zrnaf. b) Zngrevny jvyy abg or ebg13rq, fvapr abar bs bhe ernqref unf rire orra noyr gb fhpprffshyyl hafpenzoyr cbfgvatf va gung sbezng. Zbfg unir gebhoyr jvgu Ratyvfu. Yvxrjvfr, jneavatf bs gur sbez "JNEAVAT -- QBA'G ERNQ GUVF" jvyy abg or vapyhqrq, nf abar bs bhe ernqref qvq. b) Pbyyrpgvbaf bs fghcvqvgl yvxr fghcvq guvatf Erntna fnvq, fghcvq guvatf Dhnlyr fnvq, fghcvq wbxrf, fghcvq chaf, yvfgf bs gur svsgl fghcvqrfg crbcyr lbh xabj orfvqrf lbhefrys, fghcvq ohzcre fgvpxref, fghcvq G-fuvegf, fghcvq yvprapr cyngrf, rgp. fubhyq tb gb erp.uhzbe.shaal. Erzrzore, fhozvffvba thvqryvarf ner bayl *thvqryvarf.* -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. If you don't know how to decode this, ask a fellow reader at or near your site. DON'T ASK ME. You take full responsibilty for decrypting the joke, and you give up all right to complain about its offensiveness if you do. If you MUST complain, look or ask for the RHF offensive jokes policy sheet.