B.YOKEM@genie.com (11/20/90)
Jbzra qba'g pner ubj ovt lbhe qvpx vf. Gurl jbhyq, ohg gurl'er gb ohfl jbeelvat nobhg gur fvmr bs gurve gvgf. -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. If you don't know how to decode this, ask a fellow reader at or near your site. DON'T ASK ME. You take full responsibilty for decrypting the joke, and you give up all right to complain about its offensiveness if you do. If you MUST complain, look or ask for the RHF offensive jokes policy sheet.
R.POLLAND@genie.com (05/16/91)
Man goes into a drugstore and up to a female pharmacist. "Can I help you?" "Yes," answered the man. "What can you give me for a priapism?" "How about $500 in cash and part ownership of a drugstore?" -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA If you mail to original@looking.on.ca, it makes sure that your joke is tagged as your original work, and thus eligible for the RHF comedy awards. Always attribute the source of a joke, whether it's you, or somebody else.