damon@sunburn.stanford.edu (Damon A. Koronakos) (05/19/91)
Brian Roberts and I wrote these in a moment (hour?) of boredom. one with nintendo halcyon symbiosis hand thinks for itself cold matsushita their technology stronger enslaves our people midori ito girl finds glory, is broken they can rebuild her honda seatcovers winter warm and summer cool little lambs no more the sand remembers once there was beach and sunshine but chip is warm too oh no godzilla guns and planes cannot stop him tokyo is ablaze samurai fighter keyboard and mouse are his sword digital battles DAT arrives frequency notch treachery people are not fooled young Sony worker innocent hands build Walkman tears run down faces -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Remember: PLEASE spell check and proofread your jokes. You think I have time to hand-correct everybody's postings?