tc@diablo.UUCP (Tom Crawford) (08/15/89)
I heard this at my 30th high school reunion. Q. Why do bald men have holes in their pants pockets? A. From running their fingers through their hair. Tom Crawford -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. If you MUST reply to a rejection, include a description of your joke because there is 0 chance I will remember which one it was.
R.POLLAND@genie.com (JOKE BOY) (05/19/91)
Man to barber: "I'd like a Tony Curtis haircut. You know what I mean?" Barber to man: "Sure, I saw him three times in the King and I" (this joke is dedicated to one of the all-time funny comedians, Charlie Manna. Charlie, we miss you.) -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Jokes ABOUT major current events should be sent to topical@looking.on.ca (ie. jokes which won't be funny if not given immediate attention.) Anything that is not a joke submission goes to funny-request@looking.on.ca