UOG01002@vm.uoguelph.ca (Brian Switzer) (05/27/91)
The revised Lord's Prayer as sent by The Reverend Kenneth Scott of Thornhill, Ontario to the Toronto _Globe_&_Mail_ and there published Saturday, 15 November 1986 on p. D7. Our universal chairperson in outer space your identity enjoys the highest rating on a prioritized selectivity scale may your sphere of influence take on reality parameters may your mindset be implemented on this planet as in outer space. Allot to us, at this point in time and on a per diem basis, a sufficient and balanced dietary food intake and rationalize a disclaimer against our negative feedback as we rationalize a disclaimer against the negative feedback of others and deprogram our negative potentialities but desensitize the impact of the counter-productive force for yours is the dominant sphere of influence the ultimate capability (non-nuclear) and the highest qualitative analysis rating at this point in time and extending beyond a limited time-frame End of message. +------------------------------------------+-----------------------------+ | "The heart has its reasons which reason | Brian Switzer | | knows nothing of." - Blaise Pascale | UOG01002@VM.UOGUELPH.CA | +------------------------------------------+------------------>=- (munch) -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA If you post instead of mailing, it screws up the reply-address sometimes. Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply.