weltyc@sirius.cs.rpi.edu (Chris Welty) (06/03/91)
Q: How many Unix Support staff does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Read the man page! Q: How many Support staff does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None. The bulb was fine you just forgot to turn the switch on. Q: Is there a UNIX FORTRAN optomizer? A: Yeah, "rm *.f" Q: Is there a proper procedure for asking the support staff questions? A: Questions will not be answered by the support staff unless the proper procedure is used. Q: How do I send electronic mail? A: I'm busy now, please send me e-mail. Q: Why do support staff email messages always end in quotes no one understands? A: "The way is void" -Musashi Q: Is there some documentation for the "tn3270" command? A: It's here with a description of emacs vi-mode. [The last one loosely based on a joke told at the first X conference] ===== Christopher Welty --- Asst. Director, RPI CS Labs | "Porsche: Fahren in weltyc@cs.rpi.edu ...!njin!nyser!weltyc | seiner schoensten Form" -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA If you post instead of mailing, it screws up the reply-address sometimes. Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply.