josh@cs.rutgers.edu (06/11/91)
The U.S. Supreme Court appears to have upheld the practice of
administrators forbidding doctors from counseling abortion, forcing
the doctors to follow a "script". Following Supreme Court
precedent, we imagine the script might look something like
this:
" You have the right to remain pregnant.
Anything I say may be used against me in a court of law.
You have the right to be presented with offspring.
If you do not desire a baby and cannot afford one,
a baby will be mandated for you by the Court."
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