somebody@i_wont_say_where (06/12/91)
Please do not use my name, as I might be violating my nondisclosure agreement by sending this... Rumors of disharmony between IBM and Microsoft have been appearing in business sections and trade journals for months. Despite evidence to the contrary, however, IBM and Microsoft have been claiming that their relationship is just fine. Of course, Microsoft employees have been wondering about the real story. At the Microsoft systems meeting last summer, during the question-and-answer period, an employee asked senior vice president Steve Ballmer about the news reports of a possible divorce between IBM and Microsoft. Steve's answer: "No, we are not having serious problems with IBM. Our relationship is like two bears making love in the woods. We're going to move the world together. If the press is hearing rumbling, it's only because we're changing positions." -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Remember: Only ONE joke per submission. Extra jokes may be rejected.