rickertj@athena.cas.vanderbilt.edu (John Rickert) (06/14/91)
Last summer at a state park in Kansas a man went to relieve himself
fairly late at night -- about 11:00 p.m. He took out his wallet for
some reason or other and ended up dropping a fair amount of money down
the pit. I think it was about $200. Well, he took off his shoes and
tried to retrieve the money with his toes.
The next morning state troopers found him there and described the
situation: "He was stuck in the part of the outhouse you don't want to
get stuck in." They said that the man, after being retrieved and being
hosed down, was "in a pretty ugly mood."
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