R.POLLAND@genie.com (JOKE BOY) (06/19/91)
Now, what I did to a guy I didn't like one night is a classic: I saw him at a restaurant with his "other woman" seated in the corner of the restaurant trying to be inconspicuous. I went to the head waiter and told him I wanted to send a cake over to my friend's table since he and his "wife" were celebrating their 10th wedding anniversary. If you've ever been to a place like Bennigans where the waiters and waitresses come singing and banging pots when they deliver a cake to your table, you can imagine what happened next. Four waiters and three waitresses carrying a cake with a sparkler marched over to their table singing "Happy Anniversary, Carole and Mark..Happy...Happy..Happy Anniversary." Talk about someone looking for the exits! -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA If you mail to original@looking.on.ca, it makes sure that your joke is tagged as your original work, and thus eligible for the RHF comedy awards. Always attribute the source of a joke, whether it's you, or somebody else.