[rec.humor.funny] Making a Good Impression

jms@netcom.com (John Schonholtz) (06/25/91)

From the San Francisco Chronicle:

	Dean Semler, cinematographer for "Dances With Wolves," is
	one of those select Americans who got to meet Queen Elizabeth 
	before her current visit to the United States.

	"I said I was director of photography, to which she replied, 
	'Oh, how terribly interesting.  Actually, I have a brother-in-law
	who is a photographer.'

	"I replied, 'Oh, how terribly coincidental.  I have a
	brother-in-law who's a queen.'  She moved on without saying
	another word."
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