[rec.humor.funny] "adaptation" of cheesy happy-face message sent to our upbeat alias

robertc@sco.com (Robert Chansky) (06/26/91)

> This message was originally sent to the "upbeat" alias here at work.
> As you can guess, upbeat is the repository for this sort of thing,
> and as such it draws some amount of abuse.  This is a particularly
> good reply to one of the cheesier messages.
> original message by: dierdre@sco.com
> -Robert Chansky


>From deirdre@sco.com

A good fuck costs nothing, but gives much.  It reaches those who 
receive without making poorer those who give.  It takes but a
moment, but the memory sometimes lasts a lifetime.  None is so
rich or mighty that he can get along without it, and none is so
poor but that he can be made richer by it.  A good fuck creates
happiness in the home, fosters goodwill in business, and is the
countersign of friendship.  It brings rest to the weary, cheer
to the discouraged.  A good fuck is sunshine to the sad, and is 
nature's best antidote for trouble.

Yet, it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed, or stolen, for it is
of no value to anyone until it is given away.  Some people are
too tired to give you a good fuck.  Give them one of yours, as none
needs a good fuck so such as he who has no more to give.

Have a good weekend.....


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Edited by Brad Templeton.  MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA
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