klassa@asdsun.larc.nasa.gov (John Klassa) (06/28/91)
Heard on FM-99 WNOR in Hampton, VA on 5/21/91: (DJ Henry "The Bull" Del Toro was imitating an old man talking about his younger years...) I had a near death experience. I was driving home one night with my fourth wife and two couples we were friendly with. All of a sudden, the car flips over and we're all standin' at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter looks at one of the couples I was with and says to the man, "You're so cheap, you married a woman named Penny. Go to Hell!" St. Peter then looks at the next couple we were with and says to the man, "Why, you're such a booser, you married a woman named Brandy. Go to Hell!" So I says to my wife, "Come on, Fanny, we're out of here!" -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Please don't send me requests of the form, "could you please send me the joke about XXX?" Yes, I have it, but if I were willing to let myself be a joke server I would spend all day doing it. I reject all such requests.