[comp.windows.ms] A win3 joke and a win3 prank

tomr@dbase.a-t.com (Tom Rombouts) (06/19/91)

No one asked for these, but here they are:

1.  Q:  How would you describe a new Windows user?
    A:  Someone who thinks UAE stands for United Arab Emirates.


OK, so it wasn't that great.  This next one is better....

2.  Some support techs at a small, but well-known software company
used a resource toolkit to secretly switch two cards in the 
solitaire game on a co-worker's machine.  (I believe they made the
ace of spades the nine of spades and vice versa.)  They then tried
to keep from laughing as he excitedly started showing people the
"bug" he found in the game.  To their further amazement, he did
not try to re-install the game, but just learned to play remembering
that the 9 was the ace and vice versa!  (I don't know if they ever
told him....)


And now back to questions about obscure hardware combinations....


Tom Rombouts  Torrance 'Tater  tomr@ashtate.A-T.com