tomr@dbase.a-t.com (Tom Rombouts) (06/19/91)
No one asked for these, but here they are: 1. Q: How would you describe a new Windows user? A: Someone who thinks UAE stands for United Arab Emirates. OK, so it wasn't that great. This next one is better.... 2. Some support techs at a small, but well-known software company used a resource toolkit to secretly switch two cards in the solitaire game on a co-worker's machine. (I believe they made the ace of spades the nine of spades and vice versa.) They then tried to keep from laughing as he excitedly started showing people the "bug" he found in the game. To their further amazement, he did not try to re-install the game, but just learned to play remembering that the 9 was the ace and vice versa! (I don't know if they ever told him....) And now back to questions about obscure hardware combinations.... Tom Rombouts Torrance 'Tater tomr@ashtate.A-T.com