gts@dmcnh.UUCP (Guy The Schafer) (03/04/85)
[There are two kinds of people in the world: Us and Them.]
Catagory of Automobile Will I go out of my way to irritate the driver
by getting in the fast lane in front of him
and travel at the exact same speed as the car
in the slow lane for miles and miles?
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Any Ford No.
Chevy (except Corvette) No.
Corvette No if 84 or 85, otherwise Yes.
Oldsmobile No.
Volvo, Buick and Pontiac
(except Firebird) Yes if only one passenger, otherwise No.
Firebird Yes if driven by female else No.
Volkswagen Yes. (Except for old beetles but they can
only do the speed limit anyway.)
Porche No if it's a real one, Yes if it's a 914.
Toyota and Datsun Yes. (Except for those that can only do 55.)
Subaru No.
Saab Yes.
BMW Always.
Chrysler No.
Any import from England No.
Any import from Italy Yes.
Any truck (regardless of model) No, unless it is shiny or has chrome fake
running boards, then Yes.
Any vehicle with siren lights Yes, unless on.
Any vehicle with fog or
driving lights Always.
Any vehicle using headlights
at noon Yes.
Any vehicle with highbeams on
or with Quartz-Hals Always.
Any vehicle with "I {heart}..."
Bumper Sticker Will pass my exit to keep pissing them off.
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