ckchee@dgp.toronto.edu (Chuan Chee) (10/10/90)
Archive-name: star-trek-parodies/10-Oct-90 Original-posting-by: ckchee@dgp.toronto.edu (Chuan Chee) Original-subject: Parodies Collection Archive-site: math.princeton.edu [128.112.128.157] Archive-directory: /pub/rjc/st Reposted-by: emv@math.lsa.umich.edu (Edward Vielmetti) There is a collection of Star Trek parodies is available via anonymous ftp from math.princeton.edu in the directory pub/rjc/st. Consult the file "p.files" for an index of the contents. Note that all files in that directory have been compressed so you have to type the command "image" in "ftp" before doing a "get". People who can't ftp can obtain the files via email. Type this to your unix-like machine echo send filename | mail -s Command rjc@math.princeton.edu replacing "filename" with the actual name of the file you want. Since mail servers are frowned upon by most system administrators, I ask that you use ftp if at all possible, and that if you have to use the mail server, to limit yourself to three requests total. The following is the file "p.files": ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Filename: p.files Category: Star Trek (tm) parodies Newsgroup: rec.arts.startrek Collector: Chuan K. Chee Date changed: 1990 10 09 Deposited on system: Date deposited: Accessed by: The following is a list of files that have anything to do with the Star Trek (tm) parodies collection. Chuan K. Chee ----------------------------------------------------------------------- File Last Changed Title(s) Author(s) p.files (see above) (this file) p.addrs 1990 09 18 (email addresses) p.001 1989 09 24 Internet Star Trek - Jeff Okamoto p.002 1989 09 24 Star Trek: The Next Generation Episode XIX: Peace Restored - Seth Meyer p.003 1989 09 24 Star Trek: The Next Generation Episode XX: Share Minds but Kill the Kid - Seth Meyer p.004 1989 09 24 Star Trek: The Next Generation Episode XXI: Who's The Better Crew? - Seth Meyer p.005 1989 09 24 Star Trek: The Next Generation Episode XIII: Willi - Leonard Bottleman p.006 1989 09 24 A Day with the Star Trek Writers - Frank Mayhar, John Joseph p.007 1989 09 24 Picard's last stand, and the new Captain - James D. Maloy p.008 1989 09 24 Trek Classic: The New Voyages? - Colin Smiley p.009 1989 09 24 Picard takes Koybiashi Maru Test - Jeff Trim, George W. Playdon III p.010 1989 10 02 OM - Jeff Trim, George W. Playdon III p.011 1989 10 02 Star Trek: The Next Generation The Wrath of the Tribbles - L. Dwight Lewis p.012 1989 10 02 (excerpt from "Star Trek: The Unofficial Comedy Album") - Jim Samuels, Kevin Pollack, Rick Warren p.013 1989 10 02 Star Drek: The Degeneration - (unknown author) (poster: Chris Hahn) p.014 1990 06 04 Scotty - Jeff Trim, George W. Playdon III p.015 1990 05 06 Roadrunner - David Wald, Bret A. Shefter p.016 1989 10 02 Wilcox III - Jeff Trim p.017 1989 10 02 And Wesley Shall Leave - Tony D. Lowe p.018 1989 10 02 The Next, Next Generation (Khan) - Jeff Trim, George W. Playdon III p.019 1990 06 04 Star Trek XIII: The Old Series Meets The Next Generation - Glenn Colby (poster: Robert Dorsett) p.020 1990 01 08 Star Trek: The Next Generation Episode 22: A Galaxy Far, Far Away - Seth Meyer p.021 1990 01 08 Star Trek: The Next Generation Episode 23: A Galaxy Far, Far Away (part 2) - Seth Meyer p.022 1990 01 08 Star Trek: The Next (de)Generation Where No Sane Man Would Go - Leo L. Schwab p.023 1990 01 08 We'll Always Have Rome or Madrid - Jeff Near p.024 1990 01 08 Star Trek: The Next Parody The NetNews Web - John Collier p.025 1990 01 08 Star Trek: The Next Generation Episode 25: The Pre-season Motion Picture - Seth R. Meyer p.026 1990 01 08 Smartrek -- Don Adams as security officer - Ken Kaufman p.027 1990 01 08 (list of suggested ST:TNG episode titles) - Mark Wutka p.028 1990 01 08 Star Trek "The Tallens of Rigel 7" - Dale Clark p.029 1990 05 09 Star Trek: The Next Generation The Confused People of Megus-2 Who Just Need a Little Moral Guidance" - Tom Anonymous p.030 1990 06 04 (meanings of the word bomber) - (Sandra E. Connolly) (poster: Robyn Stewart) p.031 1990 05 09 Paradox - Tom Anonymous p.032 1990 05 06 Star Trek: The Sexed Generation - Jeff Near p.033 1990 05 06 Star Trek: The Perplexed Generation - Timothy J. Murphy p.034 1990 05 06 VAX Trek V The Movie The Crunchy Bits: Episode 1 - David J. Young p.035 1990 05 06 Vax Trek V The Movie The Crunchy Bits: Episode 3 - David J. Young p.036 1990 05 06 Vax Trek V The Movie The Crunchy Bits: Episode 2 - David J. Young p.037 1990 05 06 Vax Trek V The Movie The Crunchy Bits: Episode 4 - David J. Young p.038 1990 05 06 Vax Trek V The Movie The Crunchy Bits: Episode 5 - David J. Young p.039 1990 05 06 Vax Trek V The Movie The Crunchy Bits: Episode 6 - David J. Young p.040 1990 05 06 Vax Trek V The Movie The Crunchy Bits: Episode 7 - David J. Young p.041 1990 05 06 Vax Trek V The Movie The Crunchy Bits: Episode 8 - David J. Young p.042 1990 05 06 Vax Trek VI The Book, The Film, The Video The Search For Spock: Episode 1 Vax Trek VII, The Movie The Interesting Bit: Episode 1 - David J. Young p.043 1990 05 06 Vax Trek VII, The Movie The Interesting Bit: Episode 2 - David J. Young p.044 1990 05 06 Vax Trek VII, The Movie The Interesting Bit: Episode 3 - David J. Young p.045 1990 05 06 Vax Trek VII, The Movie The Interesting Bit: Episode 4 - David J. Young p.046 1990 05 06 Vax Trek VII, The Movie The Interesting Bit: Episode 5 - David J. Young p.047 1990 05 06 Vax Trek VII, The Movie The Interesting Bit: Episode 6 - David J. Young p.048 1990 05 06 Vax Trek VII, The Movie The Interesting Bit: Episode 7 - David J. Young p.049 1990 05 06 Star Trek VIII The Voyage Home: Episode 1 - David J. Young p.050 1990 07 01 Star Trek: The Next Parody Sweepstake Virus - Rob Miracle p.051 1990 05 09 Star Trek: The Next Parody Critical Leak - Tom Anonymous p.052 1990 05 06 Star Trek: The Next Parody Appliances Galore - Russell Billings, Rob Miracle, Elizabeth Muncy - Dave Brooks p.053 1990 05 06 A War of All Wars - Robert A. Jung p.054 1990 05 06 Star Trek: The Lost Episode Where No Man Has Acted Before - Evil Productions p.055 1990 05 06 Where Everyone Has Gone Before - Jeff Near p.056 1990 05 09 Return To Babble - Tom Anonymous p.057 1990 05 06 Star Trek: The Next Parody Elementary School, Dear Data - Rob Miracle, Russell Billings p.058 1990 05 06 Star Trek: The Next Parody Coming Attractions - Ken Kaufman p.059 1990 05 06 Star Trek: The Next Parody Across the River Styx - Elizabeth Muncy, Russell Billings, Rob Miracle - David E. Brooks Jr p.060 1990 07 09 Star Trek: The Next Parody The Wraith of Kahn - Rob Miracle, Elizabeth Muncy, Russell Billings - David E. Brooks Jr p.061 1990 07 09 Old Trek Meets New Trek - Jeff Trim p.062 1990 07 09 Dr. Crusher's exit - Jeff Trim p.063 1990 07 09 (no title) (about Wesley) - Jeff Trim p.064 1990 07 09 (no title) - Edward M. Ives p.065 1990 07 09 Star Trek: The Next Parody Fifty Cents for Each Additional Minute - Rob Miracle, Russell Billings - David E. Brooks Jr - Elizabeth Hildebrand p.066 1990 07 09 Star Trek: The Next Parody Improper Channels - John Collier p.067 1990 07 09 Star Trek: The Net.War-Spoof Generation - Steve Rehrauer p.068 1990 07 09 The New New Next Generation - Norman C. Kluksdahl p.069 1990 07 09 Star Trek: The Next Parody The Seven Doctors - Harvey Newstrom p.070 1990 07 09 Star Trek: The Next Parody Worf in the Fold - Russell Billings, Elizabeth Hildebrand - David E. Brooks Jr, Rob Miracle p.071 1990 07 09 Star Trek: The Next Parody ITS FIVE MAN MISSION - Ken Kaufman p.072 1990 07 09 Star Trek: The Next Parody Writer's Guide - Russell Billings, Elizabeth Hildebrand - David E. Brooks Jr, Rob Miracle p.073 1990 07 09 Star Trek: The Next Season Spoof Take My Worf, Please - Steve Rehrauer p.074 1990 07 09 Wesley Must Not Die - Douglas Bone p.075 1990 07 09 Star Trek: The Next Supermarket - Dan Gookin p.076 1990 07 09 ST:TNP Genetic Drift or Grades of Shay - Russell E. Billings, Robert W. Miracle - Elizabeth Hildebrand, David E. Brooks, Jr. - Scott Marusak p.077 1990 07 09 (no title) - Steven J. Owens p.078 1990 07 09 Star Trek: The Next Generation, The Musical - Ryan D. Mathews p.079 1990 07 09 The Rocky Horror Star Trek Show - Timothy J. Murphy p.080 1990 09 18 Data Does Dallas - Murray Luening p.081 1990 09 18 Alien: The Next Generation - (poster: Derek L.) p.082 1990 09 18 Who's on first - (poster: Derek L.) p.083 1990 09 18 Mini-Parodies - Ryan D. Mathews p.084 1990 09 18 When You Wish Upon A Yar - Steve Rehrauer p.085 1990 09 18 The Beings - Douglas J. Bone p.086 1990 09 18 Star Wars meets Star Trek Episode: David and Goliath - Scott Bowyer p.087 1990 09 18 (no title) (about TNG spin-offs) - Steve Rehrauer p.088 1990 09 18 (no title) (about Alpha Beta Gamma III) - Warren Siegel p.089 1990 09 18 Star Trek: The Nestles Generation Episode 69 Where No Man Has Leaped Before - Elliott Buchholz p.090 1990 09 18 (no title) (about Omigod Ceti V) - Warren Siegel p.091 1990 09 18 Don't leave your home system without it or Planet of the Zombie Creditors - Kirshnit Parfyon Ivan p.092 1990 09 18 Star Trek: The Lost Generation - Elliott Buchholz p.093 1990 09 18 (possibly storyline) - Tod Fontana p.094 1990 09 18 Back to the Future, the Next Generation - Ryan D. Mathews p.095 1990 09 18 Enterprise vs. Mork's Egg - Elliott Buchholz p.096 1990 09 18 ST:The Odd Generation meets ST:The Nerd Generation - Calvin J. Giles p.097 1990 09 18 Star Trek: The Next Generation Nightmare on the Enterprise - Elliott Buchholz p.098 1990 09 24 TNG vs LIS vs... - Jonathan D. Trudel p.099 1990 09 18 Star Trek: The Next Generation Night of the Lepus Dave Dugan p.100 1990 10 09 (TNG vs Hitchhiker's Guide) - (k_macart@unhh) (poster: Curtis R. Anderson) p.101 1990 10 09 Cheers: The Next Generation - Elliott Buchholz p.102 1990 10 09 Star Trek: The Next Parody Trek.Holodeck.Creative - Ken Kaufman p.103 1990 10 09 Enterprise vs Galactica, chapter 1 of 6 - Mark Bereit p.104 1990 10 09 Enterprise vs Galactica, chapter 2 of 6 - Mark Bereit p.105 1990 10 09 Enterprise vs Galactica, chapter 3 of 6 - Mark Bereit p.106 1990 10 09 Enterprise vs Galactica, chapter 4 of 6 - Mark Bereit p.107 1990 10 09 Enterprise vs Galactica, chapter 5 of 6 - Mark Bereit p.108 1990 10 09 Enterprise vs Galactica, chapter 6 of 6 - Mark Bereit p.109 1990 10 09 RoboTrek: The Next Generation or, The Best of Both Worlds part six - Kenneth G. Haynes ***** NOTE: The following are not available for release yet ***** p.110 1990 06 26 Anne Elks's View of the resolution of the cliffhanger - Tom Frauenhofer p.111 1990 06 26 Starpimp Enterthighs - Jace Hoppel p.112 1990 06 29 The Best of Both Worlds: The Saga Continues - Otto E. Heuer p.113 1990 07 02 Star Trek After Dark The Night Watch - Mike de Mare p.114 1990 07 03 My Attempt at: The Best of Both Worlds, Part 2 - Andres Castineiras p.115 1990 07 04 (no title) (ST Old and New) - Jay Smith (poster: Dave Ratcliffe) p.116 1990 07 17 High Stakes - Bruce Hand, Anthon Pang p.117 1990 07 25 Celebrity Trek - Jonggu Moon p.118 1990 08 04 The Hitchhiker's Guide to ST:TNG (see p.127-p.134) - David T. Lu, Mickey McCarter p.119 1990 08 22 The BORG at PSU - (poster: f0o@psuvm.psu.edu) p.120 1990 08 27 Star Trek VIII The Voyage Home: Episode 2 - David J. Young p.121 1990 08 27 Star Trek VIII The Voyage Home: Episode 3 - David J. Young p.122 1990 08 27 Star Trek VIII The Voyage Home: Episode 4 - David J. Young p.123 1990 08 29 First page of season-opener script - Ryan D. Mathews p.124 1990 08 31 A Replacement for Wesley - Ryan D. Mathews p.125 1990 09 02 Captain, I Shrunk the Wesley! - Steven P. Miale p.126 1990 09 17 The Best of Both Worlds, Part III A Continuation of an Episode That Might Have Been - Andres Castineiras p.127 1990 09 14 The Space Adventures of Huckleberry Finn - Jeffrey Rosenthal p.128 1990 09 22 The Hitchhiker's Guide to Star Trek: The Next Generation, scenes 1 and 2 - David T. Lu, Mickey McCarter p.129 1990 09 22 The Hitchhiker's Guide to Star Trek: The Next Generation, scenes 3 and 4 - David T. Lu, Mickey McCarter p.130 1990 09 22 The Hitchhiker's Guide to Star Trek: The Next Generation, scenes 5 and 6 - David T. Lu, Mickey McCarter p.131 1990 09 22 The Hitchhiker's Guide to Star Trek: The Next Generation, scenes 7 and 8 - David T. Lu, Mickey McCarter p.132 1990 09 22 The Hitchhiker's Guide to Star Trek: The Next Generation, scenes 9 and 10 - David T. Lu, Mickey McCarter p.133 1990 09 22 The Hitchhiker's Guide to Star Trek: The Next Generation, scenes 11 and 12 - David T. Lu, Mickey McCarter p.134 1990 09 22 The Hitchhiker's Guide to Star Trek: The Next Generation, scenes 13 and 14 - David T. Lu, Mickey McCarter p.135 1990 09 22 The Hitchhiker's Guide to Star Trek: The Next Generation, scenes 15 and 16 - David T. Lu, Mickey McCarter p.136 1990 10 03 Best of Both Borgs (borg puns) - John A. Kusters, jr., et al. p.137 1990 10 06 Data becomes a hacker... - Robert W. Spiker p.138 1990 10 09 A Scene that was Cut from BoBW - Peter A. David p.139 1990 10 09 Cpt. Picard & The Borg (Finale?) - Brandon Lovestead (poster: Daniel Elvis Weber) p.140 1990 10 09 Captain Picard Encounters the Borg - Mark Sobolewski