[net.auto] Stupid Accident

esco@ssc-vax.UUCP (Michael Esco) (05/17/85)

I just witnessed a world-championship stupid accident!

A car was stalled in the eastward left turn lane of an intersection. When
the left arrow came on the two guys, one at the rear and one at the steering
wheel, began pushing the car through. I thought they were aiming for the
gas station on the northeast corner. The road here was quite level and they
never moved very fast, but rather than pulling into the gas station they
continued their hard left and pushed the car into another car waiting at
the light.

People say that I exaggerate when I complain about Washington drivers, but
incident bears me out... Washington drivers are the worst!

							Michael Esco
							Boeing Aerospace

randy@ssc-vax.UUCP (Yoda Necron) (05/18/85)

> I just witnessed a world-championship stupid accident!
> 
> A car was stalled in the eastward left turn lane of an intersection. When
> the left arrow came on the two guys, one at the rear and one at the steering
> wheel, began pushing the car through. I thought they were aiming for the
> gas station on the northeast corner. The road here was quite level and they
> never moved very fast, but rather than pulling into the gas station they
> continued their hard left and pushed the car into another car waiting at
> the light.
> 
> People say that I exaggerate when I complain about Washington drivers, but
> incident bears me out... Washington drivers are the worst!
> 
> 							Michael Esco
> 							Boeing Aerospace

As a born and raised Washingtonian, and having spent time in Arizona,
California, Illinios, and Louisiana, I am convinced that Washington
drivers are the best.  The above accident is not an indication of the
quality of Washington drivers, but the quality of Washington pushers.


							Yoda Necron

review@drutx.UUCP (MillhamBD) (05/20/85)

If we're going to talk about stupid accidents, here's my favorite:


The roads had about 1 inch of fresh snow on them. Under the snow was
ice. I was following a pickup, doing about 30MPH. We were coming to
a light that was red. I immediately started to slow down, but the
fool in the pickup (4 wheel drive) waited until he was about 10 feet
from the car sitting at the light, and slammed on his brakes.
CRUNCH. They got out and looked. No damage. Everyone back in the
cars and go. I'm still following this guy, when we get to the next
red light. Last second he applies brakes. CRUNCH. No damage. This
was getting amusing. Light turns green. Next light turns red. Last
second brakes, and he misses by about an inch. Unfortunately, I had
to turn. That guy really made my day. I never had so much fun
driving to work. As a friend of mine once said, "Driving in the
snow is a spectator sport."

--------------------------------------------

Brian Millham
AT & T Information Systems
Denver, Co.

...!inhp4!drutx!review

PS: I have nothing against 4 wheel drives. I was driving a Jeep at
the time.

chris@nrcvax.UUCP (Chris Grevstad x310) (05/23/85)

esco@ssc-vax.UUCP (Michael Esco) says:
> ...
>People say that I exaggerate when I complain about Washington drivers, but
>incident bears me out... Washington drivers are the worst!
>
>							Michael Esco
>							Boeing Aerospace


As an ex-Washington driver, I resent that.  But if you want bad drivers, try
Utah.  They tell me there that it is all the Californians that have moved in.

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	Chris Grevstad
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