sophie@mnetor.UUCP (Sophie Quigley) (06/12/85)
> >It's a dick, Jeanette, a cock, penis, etc., not a *thing*. I can understand > >that you've probably never seen one, you frigid bitch, but I'm certain you > >must have read about it. You and Sophie ought to get together some night > >for a good squat and talk all about the male anatomy.... > > > > Scott R. Turner > > STUDNET: srt@wang.stud > > Wait, Scott, you're not being fair. From what I've heard, hundreds of men, > several women and a couple of happy cucumbers can vouch from experience > that Jeanette and Sophie aren't frigid. Maybe when they were at your > place, it was just that time of the month. > > Alex NO!!!! you slanderous fool! 1/ it is thousands, not hundreds! where didya learn to count, you fuddleheaded wimp! 2/ I am an equal opportunity employer, so ditto for women! 3/ I never let cucumbers get anywhere near me. They are much too FRIGID for ME. I only go for WARM exotic fruits from sunbathed countries, like bananas. 4/ I don't believe in "that" time of the month, I don't have time for it. Oh, so many men, so little time...... -- Sophie Quigley {allegra|decvax|ihnp4|linus|watmath}!utzoo!mnetor!sophie