nessus@nsc.UUCP (Kchula-Rrit) (06/20/85)
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One time I saw a pickup truck with a man and a woman in it that must
have been having sex, judging from the way the truck was all over the road.
This happened in California(SF Bay area).
From the alter ego of--
Kchula-Rritber@petrus.UUCP (06/20/85)
In 1973 (according to a panel of psychologists on Tom Snyder's Tomorrow Show) the most common form of highway diversion was masturbation.
ijg@ihuxi.UUCP (Irwin J. Gordon) (06/20/85)
> > *** REPLACE THIS LINE WITH YOUR MESSAGE *** > > One time I saw a pickup truck with a man and a woman in it that must > have been having sex, judging from the way the truck was all over the road. > This happened in California(SF Bay area). > > From the alter ego of-- > > Kchula-Rrit *** REPLACE THIS LINE WITH YOUR MESSAGE *** What was the truck having sex with?
smk@python.UUCP (S.Kuzyszyn) (06/20/85)
Two other such incidents: (1) While trying to get to National Airport in DC via the Washington Parkway, I was behind a pick up truck traveling in the right lane. It was being driven rather slowly and was apparantly occupied by only the male driver. A few minutes later a female occupant appeared from somewhere on the same side as the driver. After that the driver, his concentration restored to drving, sped up. (I don't think that she was looking for something on the floor as I was behind them for about 10 minutes). (2) I also saw someone driving on the GSP while shaving. I've also sen women driving while applying mascara, face powder etc.
stern@inmet.UUCP (06/21/85)
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Who's kidding who? When I drive I get distracted by things like:
(a) the radio
(b) pretty passengers in other cars or people on the street
[sorry, inmet!mazur, but it's true]
(c) trying to open a cassette shell that's on the passenger seat
Sounds like this discussion should be moved to net.singles, where it
belongs, or maybe net.social, where it could be deemed acceptable :-)
--Hal Stern
ihnp4!inmet!sterncramer@kontron.UUCP (Clayton Cramer) (06/25/85)
> > > Two other such incidents: > (1) While trying to get to National Airport in DC > via the Washington Parkway, > I was behind a pick up truck traveling in the right lane. > It was being driven rather slowly and was > apparantly occupied by only the male driver. > > A few minutes later a female occupant appeared from > somewhere on the same side as the driver. > After that the driver, his concentration restored to drving, > sped up. > > (I don't think that she was looking for something on the floor as > I was behind them for about 10 minutes). > > (2) I also saw someone driving on the GSP > while shaving. > I've also sen women driving while applying mascara, face powder etc. Driving north on US 101 between Petaluma and Rohnert Park I saw an erratically driven Rabbit. As we passed, we noticed a man driving, and a woman with her head in his lap. (What *could* they have been doing?) VW Rabbits and Sonoma County seem to result in peculiar results. My wife and I were driving north to Santa Rosa on US 101, and she pointed to a VW Rabbit ahead of us, "Clayton, what a funny looking dog in that car... it's HUGE!" We got closer --- it was a large calf in the back seat of the Rabbit.
jc@luke.UUCP (Jon Epps) (06/26/85)
In article <1220@ihuxi.UUCP> ijg@ihuxi.UUCP (Irwin J. Gordon) writes: >> >> *** REPLACE THIS LINE WITH YOUR MESSAGE *** >> >> One time I saw a pickup truck with a man and a woman in it that must >> have been having sex, judging from the way the truck was all over the road. >> This happened in California(SF Bay area). >> >> From the alter ego of-- >> >> Kchula-Rrit > >*** REPLACE THIS LINE WITH YOUR MESSAGE *** >What was the truck having sex with? Have YOU ever tried to have Sex in a truck before? You would swerve too! -- -> . J(Where are the Mountains?)C Epps -> / \ .^. . / \ . Benetics Corporation -> / \ / \/ \ / \/ \ 335 East Middlefield Rd. -> / \/ \/ \ \ Mountain View,CA 94043
nessus@nsc.UUCP (Kchula-Rrit) (06/26/85)
>In 1973 (according to a panel of psychologists on Tom Snyder's >Tomorrow Show) the most common form of highway diversion was >masturbation. Maybe that's why so many drivers out here seem to be really jerky in their maneuverings!! From the alter ego of-- Kchula-Rrit
ark@alice.UUCP (Andrew Koenig) (06/26/85)
I once new a guy who told me (semi-seriously) that when stopped at traffic lights, four out of five New York cab drivers pick their noses.
waynez@houxh.UUCP (W.ZAKARAS) (07/02/85)
>> >> *** REPLACE THIS LINE WITH YOUR MESSAGE *** >> >> One time I saw a pickup truck with a man and a woman in it that must >> have been having sex, judging from the way the truck was all over the road. >> This happened in California(SF Bay area). >> >> From the alter ego of-- >> >> Kchula-Rrit > Have YOU ever tried to have Sex in a truck before? You would swerve too! -- -> . J(Where are the Mountains?)C Epps -> / \ .^. . / \ . Benetics Corporation -> / \ / \/ \ / \/ \ 335 East Middlefield Rd. -> / \/ \/ \ \ Mountain View,CA 94043 WELL I GUESS THATS EXPERIENCE TALKING}?? How was it tell us all! WayneZ...
cb@hlwpc.UUCP (Carl Blesch) (07/05/85)
> >> One time I saw a pickup truck with a man and a woman in it that must > >> have been having sex, judging from the way the truck was all over the road. > >> This happened in California(SF Bay area). The particular activities being hinted at in these articles may be funny to talk about, but I have a friend who barely escaped with her life after having a head-on collision with another driver and passenger who were performing such activities. In the accident report, the woman reported that she had "fallen asleep" on her boyfriend's lap. The report also noted that she had a nasty gash on the *back* of her head from the steering wheel. Now help me, I can be a bit naive at times, but are there really people who *sleep* face down on a surface, be it a friend's lap or otherwise? My friend's biggest beef about the crash -- the driver got off with a small fine and local court supervision, meaning that the driver's conviction (whatever it was for -- reckless driving?) didn't get listed with the state DMV. In the meantime, my friend is black-and-blue and her car is just short of flattened. Carl Blesch