dianeh@gryphon.COM (Diane Holt) (01/20/90)
In the referenced article guthrie@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Beth) writes:
[ YET ANOTHER INAPPROPRIATELY POSTED ARTICLE. ]
WILL YOU PLEASE STOP POSTING THIS SHIT TO SOC.SINGLES, SOC.WOMEN,
ALT.FLAME, AND REC.ARTS.TV.SOAPS -- THE MATERIAL HAS NOTHING TO DO
WITH EITHER PENIS-SIZE, MALE-AS-DOMINATOR/HUNTER/AGGRESSOR/DEATH-BRINGER,
BUTT-HEADS, OR WHETHER HILLARY VANGUARD WAS REALLY IMPREGNATED BY HER
HALF-BROTHER GERALD RADCLIFFE.
ANY FURTHER POSTINGS OF THIS NATURE, AND I'M GOING TO HAVE TO WRITE
JIM VLCEK'S SYSADMIN, SINCE HE'S THE ASSHOLE WHO POSTED THE ORIGINAL
ARTICLE IN THE FIRST PLACE.
(By the way, Beth-y babes -- what the hell's an "opr"? Wherever did
you *get* that? Did you really expect it to be an alias for a
system administrator? The only reason your mail *didn't* bounce
right slap back in your hypocritical, insipid little face is
*because* the people you were trying to send it to *are* system
administrators, and they constantly monitor things, and they
caught your blunder in time to catch the mail from bouncing.
Jeezus, but you're dumb. In fact, you're so fucking dumb
you can't even figure out how to simply *pass by* something
you don't want to fucking *read*. And you can't even figure out
who posted what, where. But you did get some things right --
I am quite ugly, just as you thought, and no one likes me, and
my life is completely empty, and I never get laid -- ever.
Now, don't you feel *terrible* about having been so nasty to me?
Nice chatting with you.)
Diane "BIFF ARTICLE FORGER EXTRAORDINAIRE -- JUST ASK BETH" Holt
(dianeh@binky.UUCP)
"Good chowda, Bobby."
(Thanks, Ron -- loved it.)